this Weekend

I meet Mrs. Mountain this weekend.
Mountains birthday is Friday. He will be picking up his mommy from the airport.
I will be meeting her Saturday. Yikes!
She has a kidney something and can't eat anything with salt or potassium.....Frig!
What am I gonna make for dinner?
I bought Mountain cologne a few weeks ago and now I'm thinking....Meh. What do i get him?
Carp!
Than Sunday....the plan is that I drive Mountain and Mrs. Mountain to the airport so that they can Fly off to England and Paris together for 2 weeks.
He will have a great vacation. I will miss him