A Crush?

the boy down the street confessed his Crush on Charlotte yesterday.

she is elated.

this is now on my fridge -

House Rules For Charlotte to Play with Boys


1) Charlotte may NEVER call on a boy.
2) If a boy would like to see her he can call on her. This means either on the phone or by Knocking on the front door.
3) Charlotte is Not allowed in a boys house or his backyard where I or Lyle can not see her.
4) Charlotte is not to play "alone" or with a boy where she can't be seen publicly. There may be some acceptions to this rule - left to the discrepancy of Lyle or I.
5) Charlotte may "hang-out" in front of said boys house, but is not permitted to "hang-out" in front of other peoples homes.
6) Boys are allowed to come to Charlottes house and play in her yard when an adult is home.
7) If, on the rare occasion, a boy is allowed in the house Charlotte can entertain in the living-room. The boy MUST check with his parent. If it is okay'd by A living in the home  parent  she may have him in her room only if the Door is OPEN. THIS CAN BE VETOED AT ANY TIME!
8) Boys are Not to linger outside or in front of the house waiting or spying or taunting. (see #2)
9) Charlotte is most definantly not allowed to be out after dark.
10) The Consequence For Not Respecting Any Of These Rules Can Result in - grounding - loss of privledges - Mom or Lyle taking action (mom will and can embaress and make anyones life a living Hell if she wants too) - FINALLY - Loss of Trust (Most Bad) to ever play with boy in question again. (Forbidden)!!!!