clitoris? clematis?

my neighbor told me this story on Sunday. Sooooo funny!

for you gardeners out there ..............

let me see if I can write it how he told it. This is a true story and happened just the other day. He was at a funeral. One of the ladies there was talking with the reverend. The reverend asking how she was doing after her recent loss .......... she began talking about her garden and how she keeps busy now that spring is here. She talked about the flowers she had planted and what was coming up again. She talked about her beautiful clitoris that she has. She has a few! a pink one, white, even blue! It just opens up so full and beautiful. How she likes to just look at it ........ meanwhile ........ a few feet behind the reverend, an acquaintance (a man. not sure if it was her brother or friend....) what trying to shut her up. Running his finger across his neck, giving the 'cut' single. She averted her eyes and kept talking about her garden and her clitoris. The acquaintance came over to the group and changed the subject.

Afterward, while she was giving him shit about interrupting her, and ruining her conversation with the reverend, he asked what it as she called that flower. She told him. Then the light went on as she heard herself repeat it.

Oh No!