CoW!!

"I'm gonna send you a cow!"
'what?'
"A cow. I'm gonna send you one"
'ummm. Thats a nice gesture.....but my yard is not that big'
"NO! Beef! I'm gonna send you beef"
'Oh! a Cow thats already dead!'
"yah. You can do that you know. they ice it all up and get it there that day and.................I'll have to see about finding a farm up there in Canada and getting him to deliver.........how big is your freezer?"

Gotta Eat that Beef!!

funny thing. He confided in me that he actually liked Pork better! hahahahahaha!!
What a guy!